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Sunday, April 17, 2016

Censored Songs

I am always looking for alternate careers. I think I might have stumbled upon one

Song Censorer(ererer) - to aid teenagers to listen to hip music of the times, without messing with their minds

For eg:

Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" magically transformed to

Bees Better Have My Honey

Yayo, yayo
Moo-la-lah
Yayo

Bees better have my honey!
Y'all should know me well enough
Bees better have my honey!
I can't do without that stuff
Im coming for your queen bee
Cravin' bigger than Bon-Bon
Bees, give me your honey
Who y'all think y'all buzzin' on?
Like bzzz, bzzz, bzzz

Bees better have my honey! x2
Bees, bees, bees better have my honey!
Yo, that bee better have my honey!
Hold up
My honey!
Yo, my honey!
That bee better have my honey!
Bees better have my honey!

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