I walk ten feet and I smell the grass
Then I walk ten more and I smell someone's ass
Mmmmm, serious potential that lady dog has
Someday, oh someday I will make her my wife
It's a wonderful way to live a dog's life
You put me on a leash and you teach me to fetch
You give me weird names like 'Butch','Tex' and 'H'
I will have my revenge when you take me out the door
'Cause you'll have to pick up my smelly poo off the floor
It's a wonderful way to live a dog's life
I know how you think Im really stupid and dumb
The way I chase my own tail and pee on every stump
But I know now that you are really jealous of me
Because you've been trying hard to lick your own weewee
It's a wonderful way to live a dog's life x3
If there were to be a music video for the above, at this point a dog HAS to be shown scampering away from the camera, a white bushy dog, not too tall, with a bushy tail, and it scampers away as the video fades
Now I know what you're thinking
That's cause I moonlight as a psychic
The previous two lines had nothing to do with the above poem
Absolutely, completely, funny, hopefully and random.
