My Missus' Take

Marriage. Such a mistake

My Missus

My missus' idea of dark humour

Missus: "No sex. Period"

My missus' idea of my intelligence

Me: "I want a job environment where I am intellectually challenged"

Missus: "You ARE intellectually challenged"

My missus' idea of a passionate conversation

Me: "Focus is overrated. Focusing on one thing narrows your vision. I would rather have a broader view on life. Focus limits the experiences that one can have in life..blah..blah.. Don't you think so?"

Missus: *pulls my cheeks* "Sooo cute you are when you talk like this"