My missus' idea of dark humour
Missus: "No sex. Period"
My missus' idea of my intelligence
Me: "I want a job environment where I am intellectually challenged"
Missus: "You ARE intellectually challenged"
My missus' idea of a passionate conversation
Me: "Focus is overrated. Focusing on one thing narrows your vision. I would rather have a broader view on life. Focus limits the experiences that one can have in life..blah..blah.. Don't you think so?"
Missus: *pulls my cheeks* "Sooo cute you are when you talk like this"
This had better be about your other wife.
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